VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

[telophase]

You have to fight the last celebrity you saw on television with the object immediately to your left. How screwed are you?

(When I first encountered this question this morning, the answer was Michael Palin, with my cat Sora. Right now, it would be Michael Palin with a 1973 penny. Either way, I don't think much of my chances.)

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[yhlee]

My backpack is a terrible weapon...

[telophase]

It seems that my Facebook f-list is ganging up on Tom Cruise. He's being attacked with boiling water, a door, and a Kleenex box.

[telophase]

Oh, and old, smelly music scores as well.

[tool_of_satan]

Alex Trebek with a pen. Could be OK, assuming I can stomach going all Grosse Point Blank on him.

[the_rck]

::laughs:: I last watched Mythbusters, and there is an empty, plastic water bottle immediately to my left. I, also, am not impressed with my chances.

[telophase]

I'd give money to watch Jamie and Adam come up with ideas for how to use an empty plastic water bottle to successfully attack someone.

[lnhammer]

Stephen Colbert* with a bowl of corn nuts.**

* Assuming watching a clip online, instead of on a televition. I can't think of the last live-person thing I've watched on a TV, to be honest -- at home we mostly deal with trucks, trains, and animated children's songs. And Totoro, of course.

** Or rather, Trader Joe's equivalent.

---L.

[telophase]

If we're going based on watching a clip online, then I've got to fight either Tom Hardy or Charlize Theron. (And the current weapon to hand is my iPhone.)

Last night I had Michael Palin's Sahara on in the background on either Hulu or Netflix, I forget which, while I did art.

[athenejen]

I would take great pleasure in beating up the Pioneer Woman with my glass water bottle (which is currently mostly full, and has a nice swingy handle that ought to make for a decent grip). I'm think I could take her, as long as the object to her left isn't a big knife.

(I was turning on the TV briefly to set a recording and it was on the Food Network. I was not deliberately watching the Pioneer Woman. I attempt to avoid her as much as possible.)

[meganbmoore]

I have to fight Angela Lansbury with a hairbrush.

Ok, this thing has some sharp spines on it and if i can get a good upward swing with the right angle, I could probably do some good damage to someone a lot younger and spryer.

But, I mean, must i?

[rachelmanija]

Tatiana Maslany, with my purse. Well-- it's heavy, and I don't think she's much bigger than me. So I have a chance. But if she channels Helena, I'm screwed.

[yhlee]

A++

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Sora might be helpful!

I have to fight Jeff Hutcheson (a national morning news weather anchor) & an Advair 500 DISKUS®.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Well, inasmuch as a twelve-pound weight to the face who will then kick off with his hind legs, claws extended, as he escapes can help!

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

Well: Alex Trebek, with my mother. Idon'tevenknowwhatthatmeans.

BTW, I wanted t tell you, I tried the DIY ramen in a jar. HOW EXCELLENT. That will be done again in the future. :D

[telophase.livejournal.com]

re: ramen. Awesome! :D

[tyriadarklighte.livejournal.com]

I'm fighting Chef Gordon Ramsey with a microwave corn dog. I think I have a chance.

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Yesssssssssssssssss.

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

I could destroy Jeff Lewis (reality TV show Flipping Out) with my iPhone. No doubts.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Paul Rudd with a Coke bottle. It's glass so I might have a chance except I'd be distracted by IT'S PAUL RUDD AND HE MIGHT BE IMMORTAL.

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

The last thing I watched was a nature documentary narrated by David Attenborough. There were chinstrap penguins but Sir Attenborough was only a disembodied voice for the entire episode. Does that mean I'm fighting penguins or David Attenborough with my kindle recharge cable? Either way I think I'm going to end up as the most hated person in England...