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What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?


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Is anyone surprised?

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[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

I got Yazoo.


...I'm confused.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, I really liked your hair in the movie. XD

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

*snert* But seriously... what? .__.;; And how could the quiz have gotten so many votes of "accurate" when it's so obviously geared toward "lol ev0l"? *whines ferociously?*

I mean, I don't even get to go "hey, my answer shared a gay moment with Cloud, rock on", 'cause, like, everyone has shared a gay moment with Cloud. Even several random NPCs have had gay moments with Cloud. The quiz mocks me so.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

The only not-evil answer I've seen is Cloud. The person I ganked this from got Cloud, and when I went to randomly click buttons to get any answer so I could see if there was a link to view all the possible answers, I got Cloud.

I think every dork out there including me just wants to be Sephiroth or something.

Mine promises to make Cloud lemon squares. Oh wait, that's in the better parody version.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be someone interesting dorky, like, I dunno. Reno? *heart* Reno

*curiosity piqued!* Also: *heart* that icon.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I kinda liked the three silver-haired Dork Brothers, but, y'know ... skintight black leather jumpsuits... mmm.

Have you not run across the parody subtitles? If the version you have is the kind with the separate subtitle file, then download the file here (http://whitney.is-a-geek.net/Whitney_Advent_Children_Lies.zip), rename it to the same name as the original subtitle file (er, saving a copy of the originals), then lie back and prepare to LOL. The scene where Vincent tries to convince Cloud that he should learn to knit is a WINNAR, as all the digs at emo LJs.

re: icon - thanks! XD

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've run across them (I've got their creator on my flist), it's just that I can't download the movie 'cause it'd be giganto-huge, and thus can't really see/read/whatever the subtitles. :D;;; This is my woe.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yah - it's a bit under 800 megs. If you can get it trhough AIM or something, I could transfer it to you that way, although the download is still pretty much the same. XD You'll probably have to get one of us to burn it for you and mail it - that wouldn't be much of a problem.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

That's... definitely way too big. >D;;; It can take anywhere from 15-30 minutes to download a 4.something MB MP3 on a good day, it'd take years to download that. ^^; I guess I'll have to wait until the official release. Maybe someone'll transcript the parody by then. My wait is a long one. Damn you, Squeenix!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Or someone could burn it and mail it to you. XD Provided you have a working CD drive.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, but I'm too much of a nuisance already. ^^; ph33r my nuisancocity. Do not burn for me, Argentina?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

...in what way a nuisance? It's going onto the iPod right now, so I can take it to work and burn it for a friend since I have to wait until my next paycheck to purchase Nero so I can burn CDs and DVD XD), and burning two copies is no problem.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

I... don't know? :D;; So... thanks. ^^; Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeeeero~ That you are the wind beneath my wiiiiiiiiiings~ Should I poke money along or something? And - wait. You can put not-music-stuff on iPods?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Nah, no biggie. :) Just send a mailing address to telophase14 [at] gmail [dot] com. :)

Yup - they act like flash drives. Can't /play/ it, of course, but you can use iPods to transport files. :) Just plug 'em in, copy files to it as any normal drive, then plug 'em in elsewhere. It's what convinced me, finally, that I needed an iPod.

[fourthage.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who this is, having started the FF series with game 8.





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[telophase.livejournal.com]

I've never actually played the game, but hit Wikipedia to get the plot down so the movie would make sense (I wnated to see the animation). According to Wikipedia, he's not in the game. He is, however, one of the three antagonists in the movie, who all have an unnatural mother fixation, and he's the most emotional one of the bunch. XD

[fourthage.livejournal.com]

And here I thought he looked like a nice guy. Should've remembered Squaresoft't rule about silver-haired males.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think it's anime's rule about silver-haired males. If you've got one, there's like an 80% chance of him being evil.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

He sounds like an evil fusion of Zell, Raijin, and Sephiroth. :D Looks kinda like one, too.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Funny you should say that... XD

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

...Do I sense evil afoot? That icon will never cease to disturb and baffle me.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

It's even more disturbing when you realize that Sanzo cheats so that Gojyo will never win. XD


Well, if you want a spoiler...


... They're kinda/sorta Sephiroth ... the movie used the term "larvae," but "clones that will turn into Sephiroth as soon as they touch Jenova bits" is a bit closer to the mark, although they're not strictly clones.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

...Do I want to know?

Oh yeah. :D;; I'd read about that (I R spoilerfiend). Gwah, that's such a nasty term. It makes me imagine them as wiggly, squirmy maggots or something. Or caterpillars. Mostly the magggots.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

It's not like it wasn't really totally obvious from the moment the movie starts. :) I'm not sure you could term *anything* in the movie as "not predicted". You're supposed to watch it for the animation and the fights, not the plot, anyway.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

Like the games? :D *is shot*

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

(http://guru.theotaku.com/view.php?action=retrieve&id=96)


I like Cloud, so XD. Kinda disturbed that I'm in the majority, though.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

The only non-evil person so far seems to be Cloud. Are there even any of the female characters in any results?

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I don't know, my answers were pretty damn girly. I wish they'd let you see all the possibilities.

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

Okay, and I just went though picking THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF CLOUD for every question that didn't involve being evil, just to see if there was another good guy.


...I got Cloud.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I managed to jimmy it to get Marlene, although I'd used "Very Tall" in the height question. But changing the height, hair color, and the children question off "I am one myself" produces Cloud.

He's got the personality of Type O blood - the Universal Personality or something.

[ninjashira.livejournal.com]

Awww, I'm Marlene. I don't wanna be her, she didn't DO anything!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You are obviously NOT EVIL ENOUGH!!

[ninjashira.livejournal.com]

I feel ashamed of myself now... And I passed Evil Overlords for a Better Future with straight A's, too!