Taking a minor break...

[telophase]

Telophase is a Human-Sized Zombie Ninja that carries Dozens of Shuriken, can pick up Cars, chews Ice constantly, and throws Smoke Bombs. Strength: 3 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Super Battle Ninja can defeat Telophase, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Telophase using Strength Agility Intelligence

I make a lousy ninja. *cries* *throws smoke bombs and runs away performs a strategic retreat*

Comments

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Dude, the Segway totally makes it. XD