Taking a minor break...

[telophase]

Telophase is a Human-Sized Zombie Ninja that carries Dozens of Shuriken, can pick up Cars, chews Ice constantly, and throws Smoke Bombs. Strength: 3 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Super Battle Ninja can defeat Telophase, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Telophase using Strength Agility Intelligence

I make a lousy ninja. *cries* *throws smoke bombs and runs away performs a strategic retreat*

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[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

I win!

sub_divided is a Tall Zombie Ninja that has a Sharp Sword, is Covered in Weapons, dislikes Modern Architecture, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
(Strength: 10 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8)


BRING IT PUNK. AWW YEAH!