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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2014-07-25 02:17 pm

I meme therefore I am

Can We Guess Who You Are in Only 20 Questions?

What they think I am:
Female, Mid 30’s

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
3. You have a great job that you don't necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.
They got 2 out of 5.
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[personal profile] kate_nepveu 2014-07-25 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I justify taking that so as to play spot-the-horrible-assumptions.

I'm a full 0/5.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties.
3. You have a temporary job while you're still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.
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[personal profile] hunningham 2014-07-28 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
I got exactly the same results as you! Just wrong, wronger and even more wrong.
Edited 2014-07-28 11:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] loligo 2014-07-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG am I a walking cliche? I tried to answer honestly, and they got most things either right, or heading in the right direction. They were only totally off on my hair and eyes:


1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40's.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you're quite pleased with.

[well, my job is rewarding and enjoyable in many ways, but it's also not challenging enough and I'm profoundly underpaid.}
4. You've recently started volunteering in your community.
[Recently started? Try "pillar of the community for the past decade".]
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
[Blonde with blue eyes.]
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[personal profile] intothespin 2014-07-25 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I am a teenage male college student.
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[personal profile] settiai 2014-07-25 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer.
3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

Which translates to:

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Well, it is brown?
5. No
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[personal profile] jinian 2014-07-26 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
It asked me whether I was in a relationship. When I responded "yes", it informed me I was single.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

1 and 5 are correct! Good show, quiz! (I doubt anyone would disagree with the flattering and quite general #3; I take it as "uh we didn't know what to say here", kinda like your 3.)
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[personal profile] viridian5 2014-07-26 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
OMG. They think I'm a male, mid 50s. Each of the five is not only wrong, but really wrong.
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1.5 correct

[personal profile] rachelmanija 2014-07-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30's.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you'll do anything to make sure of that.

5 is correct. 4 is partly correct. I do have brown eyes. I'm reasonably fit. Even for a woman, my hair would be considered medium length, and only a few strands are gray.
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[personal profile] lnhammer 2014-07-26 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties.
3. You have a temporary job while you're still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

1 is right, the rest are all ludicrously wrong.

---L.
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[personal profile] amai_kaminari 2014-07-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30's.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you'll do anything to make sure of that.

So, how did we do? How many of these did we get right? Tell us in the comments!

0.33 / 5
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[personal profile] torachan 2014-07-27 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don't care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they'll stay that way for much, much longer.

Well, #1 is correct and I guess #5 is, too. They've pegged me as 15 or so years older than I am and I'm nowhere near going bald, nor do I have grey eyes. XD Also while I am married, "beautiful family" seems to imply kids as well, so that's wrong. Life-long friends, I guess is true. My health seems to be decent enough, though I'm fat so the doctor is never "happy with my check-up".
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[personal profile] gaudior 2014-07-28 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
They said to me:

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer.
3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

So, how did we do? How many of these did we get right? Tell us in the comments!

Um... no. None of these. Well, "male" is maybe more accurate than "female" in the terms they're thinking, but still!

[identity profile] tavella.livejournal.com 2014-07-25 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30's.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you'll do anything to make sure of that.

0 for 5! 4 is particularly funny because they go 0 for 4 in the subclauses (well, I do have some gray strands, so I guess they could get a half mark there).
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[personal profile] weirdquark 2014-07-28 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I got this one too. They seem to have stock answers for gender+age group because as far as I've seen all answers that match those two have been the same.

I am in my mid thirties and I do have brown eyes and short hair with gray in it though not enough to call it 'partly gray'. As for having a fit body... well, I can do pull-ups and bench press a reasonably impressive percentage of my bodyweight for a woman, but I know by fit body they mean 'low body fat percentage' and that's not the case, so they lose half a point on that one. Everything else is wrong. Well, I guess I have exciting days in my life, but not as a result of having babies and being married. (I got this after telling the test I wasn't in a relationship and slept 8 hours a night. I don't think anyone who just became a parent sleeps 8 hours a night.)

I have feelings about 5 in particular because while I do not actually want kids, back in the days when I thought I might change my mind later I never thought about giving my kids a better childhood than what I had. My childhood was very nice actually, and the things that I would change if I could were all choices that I made and not opportunities that I didn't have that I wanted.

I would want to travel more with my kids than I got to travel as a child, but that's totally for my own benefit, not theirs.

So...one and a half out of five?
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[personal profile] trobadora 2014-07-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I just tried this and they got one thing right, namely my age. Nothing else. That's ... spectacularly bad, actually.

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2014-07-26 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

1. Yes
2. Double that age, plus a few, single but not dating, career is doing well
3. I like to think so.
4. Nope, nope... maybe yes, cute is in the eye of the beholder
5. Yes.
So, 3 of 5.

[identity profile] matildarose.livejournal.com 2014-07-26 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
The test guessed I was male. I guess I need to turn in my vagina card.

[identity profile] golden-bastet.livejournal.com 2014-07-26 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is our best guess at who you are:
  1. You are male.
  2. You are still a teenager, but won't be one for very much longer.
  3. You're in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you'd like to admit.
  4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
  5. You know that if you'd only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
BWAHAHAHA ~

If I were charitable, I'd say one out of five. But really? Nada. Zippo. Un-unh.
Edited 2014-07-26 14:59 (UTC)