Hey! You!

[telophase]

Yeah, you! Draw me a picture! Write me a bit of fic! Produce something creative!












hey, it produces surprising results on DeviantArt; let's see what it does here.






p.s. - mello sees you naked.

Comments

[nightambre.livejournal.com]

What do you want?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, reply to my demands by making demands. What? DO YOU THINK WE'RE COMMIES OR SOMETHING???


Oh, fine. Just be that way. Here's a list of words popped up by the OED's random word-finder thingy for inspiration:

dispute
moisted
matronlike
reredos
strangely
microphoned
probiotic
mule
ear-bender
dance hall
mace
familiarize
step-parent
moosey
crunch
hoof
chance
cautionary
memorably
powerlifting
fester

(I think "moosey" is my favorite of that - "Suggestive of the presence of moose; of, relating to, or inhabited by moose.")

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I can do a wee bit of a sketch. :3 Something in mind? o/`

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Nope. Surprise me. :D If required, I can produce a random list of words for inspiration, like I did for nightambre. :D

[tanuki-green.livejournal.com]

How about this? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/7212457/)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Beautiful! XD

because I missed lunch today

[octopedingenue]

This gummy grape snack
Is squishy on my tongue.
I want Gojyo porn.

*bow*

Re: because I missed lunch today

[telophase.livejournal.com]

There is nothing I can say that would make the absolute truth and beauty of Gojyo porn that poem any more apparent.

This is why I never write fic

[kate_nepveu]

"Brother? Brother, do you feel like someone's watching us?"

"Al, you're a seven-foot-high suit of armor. Someone's always watching us."

"No, I mean . . . "

SUDDENLY, A PIECE OF PAPER FLUTTERS DOWN FROM THE SKY. WRITTEN ON IT IN STRANGELY SMALL LETTERS IS:

"p.s. - mello sees you naked."

"Brother . . . where did this come from? There isn't anything overhead."

A SECOND PIECE OF PAPER APPEARS. IT READS:

"p.p.s - Awfully small, aren't you?"

"WHO YOU CALLING TOO SHORT TO SEE -- "

" -- Ed, wait! If this person can see through clothes -- what about armor?"

" . . . You're right. Let's go find this "mello" and talk about why it's a bad idea to see through people's clothes, *or * talk about what you see under them . . . "

Re: This is why I never write fic

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD *hugs fic and pets it and calls it George*

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

Here, have a rare occurence of badly-scanned "Strangers in Paradise" fanart.
:)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2751/strangers3xf.jpg

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Hm. What do you request? I can't just randomly produce fic with no guidance, you know!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

WIIIMP!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DEMANDING!!!

Fine. Pick a fandom you know from my interest list (or that you know I know) and two or three words from this randomly-generated list and go to town!


Spetsnaz
buttered
minter
thyroid
flight
gala
mot juste
hawk
pop
gridlock
rebound
cyberphobia
mull
Hertzsprung-Russell diagram
repair
role-play
bagsy
peppercorn
spite

Extra bonus points if you manage to work in both "Spetsnatz" and "Hertzsprung-Russell diagram."

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

No art yet, but one word...name...thing:

Orochimello

Twice the creepy, thrice the tongue?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

O.o

Mello is strangely suddenly aroused frightened.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

WE ARE GO (http://pics.livejournal.com/codfishbunny/pic/0000zcf3)

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

Do pictures of bugs that I took over the weekend count? 'Cause it would have taken me a lot longer to do anything with them if you hadn't issued a challenge: http://www.livejournal.com/users/batwrangler/143646.html

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy caterpiggle!!! Mello approves.

[thomasyan.livejournal.com]

Why should I compose anything, when you can just go read coffee_and_ink's trials and tribulations with the faceless minions?

And if you have not already seen it, check out snorting kittens (http://www.livejournal.com/users/saffronjan/427008.html). (I don't know the original link.)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Wimp! Trying to get out of your SACRED DUTY to entertain me?!

I've seen that pic somehwere before, can't remember where, but it's still funny. XD

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

here ya go (http://pics.livejournal.com/elfiepike/pic/00005w47). at home, it would be better, but it's my lunch break, yo. <3

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Naruto! This rates a non-Mello icon. XD

[emtigereyes.livejournal.com]

I already posted artwork! Shame on you for not checking! ;P

[telophase.livejournal.com]

But you dind't post it HERE and it's ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Can you tell I looked at your info page for inspiration? I think this turned into could-be-construed-as-Sanzo-mpreg when I wasn't looking.

Sun burns down, no smokes
Cranky monkeydaddy cries:
Living for two now.


Ta da!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

It's highly amusing that it could be either a touching poem about Sanzo's suppressed paternal feelings for Goku, or a crack mpreg fic. XD

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD Mello is very horrified amused.