Last time cornea scratched was via mother's new kitten, which was sitting on shoulder and, as learned to much despair, fascinated by the movement of eyelashes. Ouchie. Saw double for a while.

Got antibiotic goo and instructions to return if seeing-double showed up again, but everything healed fine.

Pronouns still missing. Sending out APB. Feel like composing long-winded telegraph STOP