Dear cashier

[telophase]

I know you're probably bored of standing around at the self-scan section, but when you come over to help me scan one item (which has a sale barcode wrapped around a corner, hence the trouble) and then stand there and scan all the rest of the stuff in my basket, it does not make me grateful for your help, it makes me feel like you think I'm an idiot who can't scan anything.

Also, despite your nifty neck-strapped portable scanner that posts its readings to my scan station, you are not, actually, faster than I am because you have the code for yellow onions memorized wrong and you have no idea what shallots are. I had to point them out to you on the lookup screen.

No love,
Telophase

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