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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2005-08-19 08:18 am

Urf

There is a cricket somewhere in this office.

A loud one.
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On the bright side,

[identity profile] batwrangler.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You can count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add forty, and it'll tell you approximately what the temperature is.

Re: On the bright side,

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd forgotten that. Even after I wrote a haiku about it for class, once. I've forgotten the first line, but the second and third went:

[blah]
proclaiming the temperature
to the night air.

Which doesn't technically scan unless you move the last syllable of line 2 to the first syllable of line 3, and IIRC failed to include a reference to the season. It might be fixed by assuming it's being read in a Texan drawl, which will shorten the second line because "temperature" is really "tempachur" or "temprachur" in Texan, and then changing the 3rd line to "to the summer air." Or something.

The teacher was a bit weirded that I had this scientific, mechanical thing going in the poem, and it's not like it was great poetry, but it was better than the ones in class who were thinking that poetry could only be made about Great Statements and were producing haiku about the Immense Power of Friendship and the like.

[identity profile] tanuki-green.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Once - when I was working as an assistant manager at a record store, the manager had gotten a bag of crickets for her iguana - and she left them in the office overnight - and I was closing that night - and they chewed a hole through the bag - and the crickets woulndn't shut up - and I slowly went crazy...

And this one time - at band camp...

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yikes! Hell, indeed. I've discovered that this cricket will shut up for a while if you go lean over the desk so that your shadow falls back there, but after a while it'll start up again.

[identity profile] cerusee.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, lunch.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's behind a desk and unreachable. ;_;

[identity profile] gweniveeve.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it isn't a camel cricket -- those terrified me as a child.
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[identity profile] lady-noremon.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a cricket under the stands by the horse ring yesterday.
It chirpped until I got close to it, and then it stopped.
I thought maybe I had stepped on it, but I hadn't.

O_o;

[identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com 2005-08-19 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Did someone have a theory that it might be rabbits?