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[telophase]

Dear iPhone autocorrect

When I am trying to text Toby that I have a migraine and took half a Promethazine to combat it*, I do not want to send the phrase "pro methadone" nor "primer hazing," your alternate suggestion.


No love,
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* Worked. Mostly pain-free now. Only now I'm struggling to stay awake and considering having Toby pick me up from work.

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[movingfinger]

I had to turn off AutoCorrect. It was more aggravating than the occasional typo, and it doesn't seem to learn very well---it frequently changed words I had used more than once.

[telophase]

I'm such a horrible typist that I leave it on. It provides amusement sometimes, but is still aggravating.

[cschells.livejournal.com]

My MIL confuses melatonin and methadone all the time when talking about the miracle drug that makes her jetlag so bearable when she comes to visit... We're like, yeah, I guess you do feel great!