Things That Scare My Cat

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A small pile of dust created earlier when my boyfriend drilled a hole in the sheetrock of my office wall.

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[movingfinger]

That's UNIDENTIFIED POWDERY SUBSTANCE to you, terrorist sympathizer!

Jeez, it's a good thing someone is paying attention in your home.

[telophase]

I read this out to Toby, and we realized something: Sora's paranoid, suspicious of everything that happens, loves to grope my boobs, albeit with a businesslike air, and a giant money sink.

He's obviously a TSA agent in disguise. (And now we want to find a mini badge to hang from a collar for him.)

[movingfinger]

For awhile they were giving stick-on badges to little kids that said "Junior TSA Agent;" I had one on my sunglasses case for ages, but it eventually moldered off.