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I had my iPod plugged into the car radio this morning on the way to work, listening to the audiobook of Witches Abroad and god only knows why I thought about Saiyuki, and the idea of Sanzo meeting Granny Weatherwax made me want to be very, very far away at the time.

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I would want to be far away.

But I would also want pictures.

Hey, you could do a typical fanish thing - it's Sanzo meeting the Hawt Younger Magical Girl Weatherwax, and . . .

. . . I'm sorry, I'm going to stop here.

I am so not going there. XD

In a cage match between Sanzo and Granny Weatherwax, Granny would win, hands-down, every time, because she Just. Doesn't. Lose. But it'd be messy, and loud, and there'd be a lot of shrapnel.

*uses horrifed-Sanzo icon*

(Mind you, if Gojyo met the Hawt Young Nanny Ogg...)

Sanzo Versus Weatherwax - FIGHT!

Gojyo Versus Ogg - GET A ROOM!

Of course if Nanny met Goku, she'd probably make sure he got a nice meal and everything.

That is one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever visualized.
XD

You can see why I had to share it after it occurred to me. XD

...BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn. Whoever writes that wins the internets.

After the thought occurred to me, I decided I had to share, although I did wonder if the results, should it form a plotbunny in anyone's brain, would best be chained up, encased in lead, and dropped into the Marianas Trench to protect civilization as we know it.

Such a story would have to be narrated by Nanny Ogg.

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