Hmmm

I had forgotten—and only remembered today because I happened to see a picture of a porcupine—a dream I had a couple of days ago. In it, I was seriously concerned with what would happen if you upended a bucket of strawberries over a porcupine.

I did not have a bucket of strawberries to test this with, so I simply threw one strawberry at a porcupine. The strawberry landed on a couple of its quills, at which the porcupine shot me a look that clearly communicated “Fuck you,” took the strawberry off its quills, and ate it.

And now I do kinda want to see what happens if you upend a bucket of strawberries over a porcupine. I suppose it would be better if the strawberries were overripe.