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If you want to see what folks get up to down here in Texas, then head this way. (On a totally unrelated note, we will be avoiding going anywhere near the Stockyards until Feb 7th.)

It's that time of year again!

Yes! It's the Miss Universe National Costume Competition!

Miss Canada FTW! You can never have too many hockey sticks in a gown.

Miss Dominican Republic has the Virgin Mary and the Christ Child on her gown, and is dressed as Mary, Queen of Heaven.

I have no idea what Miss Ireland is dressed as.

I approve of Miss Thailand Myanmar (misidentified in the press). She brought weapons.

edit: The Daily FMail has some that aren't on ONTD. Miss Japan, for example, who is rocking the Sexy Samurai look.

HOA

At the annual HOA meeting. It's held in a local middle school's cafeteria. Toby and I claimed the table labeled "NUT-FREE ZONE."

You may now commence the jokes.

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