Things That Scare My Cat

A Buddha box.

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Dear Subway Sandwich Artist

When I say I want "a little bit of mayonnaise" on my Spicy Italian, I do not mean for you to splortch what seems like half the bottle on my sandwich.

No love,
telophase

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Dear House Hunter International people

You move to Delft because you say you want a European upbringing for your children. I get that. But your house hunting wishlist contains four bedrooms, lots of outdoor space, and a large kitchen. And you complain because the places you're shown don't have a bathtub, just a shower, the bedrooms are too small, and there are too many people nearby. I thought you wanted a European experience...?

No love,
telophase

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glvalentine is right: the new Three Musketeers is going to be shitmazing!