Dear Subway Sandwich Artist

[telophase]

When I say I want "a little bit of mayonnaise" on my Spicy Italian, I do not mean for you to splortch what seems like half the bottle on my sandwich.

No love,
telophase

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Comments

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

I have the same problem with mustard at my local Subways. Their settings seem to be None and Gobs.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

There's a sub shop similar to Subway's run by campus dining services in the next building over. One day, the person making my sandwich put, I kid you not, four tablespoons of spicy mustard on my sandwich. I like spicy mustard, but I like my sinuses the way they are, thanks!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

I know! It seems like every Subway I go to, they do the same exact thing!

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

But, but - zhey are zhe ARTISTES.

Actually, I hate this too, and I've seen it plenty of places. The cafeteria at work serves lunch dishes comprised of 50% rice, 30% meat, and 3% vegetables (17% for unidentifiable substances). You have about three sections to tell them you don't want five large serving spoons of rice soaked in oil. :P