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And finally, the post everyone's been waiting for in the ScaryWackyCoworker series:

( How She Finally Got Fired )

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Something really nice: deciding to blow off anything useful and pamper yourself because you're coming down with something, so sitting on the sofa with popcorn and the cat curled up against your feet, watching The Bodyguard from Beijing, which has a lot of Jet Li.

Until the cat gets offended that you dare allow her - nay, FORCE her - to sniff a piece of popcorn and stalks off indignantly to contemplate eating your shoes, and you realize that there is way too much romance and not enough of either kung fu or gun fu in the movie.