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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2011-03-02 11:56 am

Spam comment from L@L

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chomiji: Hotaru from Samurai Deeper Kyo, a little closer to Kyo's blade Tenrou than he'd like, with the caption Uh Oh Crap  (Hotaru-uh oh!)

[personal profile] chomiji 2011-03-02 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)

You've been invaded by the Lads from Lagos!

[identity profile] raventhourne.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
wow...that is some jumbled spam...I wonder if it was stir fried or just canned?

[identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The way it reads to me is as if they have some source text (could be a combination from multiple sources), pick a random spot and output some words, and then repeatedly look at the last few words output, look at all words in their source text that can follow, and randomly pick one. Repeat.

I wrote a program to do that for fun, and typed in a book by hand to see what the result would be. Pretty funny!

And my brother had various notes he had typed up. We piped that in, too, and again got hilarious results.

[identity profile] golden-bastet.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone should ask UConn for their money back, or something. Because that's just robbery.

[identity profile] tprjones.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the flow it has, it's almost poetic in a way. Makes me want to do a nice dramatic reading of it.