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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2011-01-16 08:43 am

Advice

If you're coming down to the hotel lobby to get breakfast from the buffet, please do not wear your pajama pants.

If you must wear your pajama pants, please make sure the fly does not gape open.

If the fly must gape open, PLEASE WEAR UNDERWEAR.




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