Actual Conversation We Just Had

[telophase]

myrialux walks into the room.

myrialux: I'm going to wash the dishes, then bring my finances forward.

telophase: I'm thinking of getting some stocking stuffers from Archie McPhee for my mom. Do you think she'd appreciate an inflatable meatloaf?

myrialux dissolves into that sort of soundless, wheezing laughter where you can't get a breath in.




He did eventually recover enough to say that although she would probably eventually regift it, in his opinion yes, she would appreciate an inflatable meatloaf in her Christmas stocking.