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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2010-09-16 12:53 pm

Right.

I really need to start reading the Drizzt Do'Urden books again. HE RIDES A MAGICAL BELL-BEDECKED UNICORN.
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[personal profile] inkstone 2010-09-16 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What. Are you serious?!
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[personal profile] darkelf105 2010-09-16 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea of the context, because it is in the prologue of the newest book that has yet to be released BUT: Everyone in Mithral Hall knew the bells of Drizzt Do’Urden’s magical unicorn.

Slender and graceful, but with lines of powerful muscles rippling along his
shimmering white coat, ivory horn tipped with a golden point, blue eyes piercingthe daylight as if mocking the sun itself, bell-covered barding announcing the arrival in joyous notes, Andahar trotted up to the edge of the boulder tumble and stomped the ground with his mighty hoof.
“Good ye come, elf!” Pwent yelled to Drizzt

Which is from the sample chapter posted on RAS's official website. I can't stop effing laughing.
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[personal profile] darkelf105 2010-09-16 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure RAS is effing serious. I have a sneaking suspicion that this bell-wearing unicorn is probably the unicorn from a previous book that decided not to stab Drizzt in the face because Drizzt is too good to be a bad guy and so therefore does not deserve to be stabbed in the face with a unicorn...

...apparently in D&D land, unicorns are super dangerous and smite the unrighteous.
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THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS

[personal profile] darkelf105 2010-09-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I think I figured out where it came from. I have to look it but the end of the last book went something like this:
Drizzt: CRIES

Mielikki (or however you spell it): Er, sorry all the gods are dying and bad shit happened to your friends, and uh, yeah, sorry about taking your wife's soul and leaving her cold dead corpse in your bed to discover in the morning like a dead pet...HERE'S A UNICORN TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

Drizzt: Well, I'm still going to be emo, but thanks for the super cool ride. I see it comes with bells.

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[personal profile] viridian5 2010-09-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Also because Drizzt is actually a virgin?
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[personal profile] darkelf105 2010-09-18 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, yeah, when he first meets the unicorn I believe he was technically like an eighty year old virgin...but when he acquires and rides this bell-bedecked unicorn, he is definitely not. He's been married to Catti-brie for awhile.
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[personal profile] viridian5 2010-09-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*cough* beard *cough*
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XD

[personal profile] inkstone 2010-09-16 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me while I go put on my lollerskates.

[personal profile] vito_excalibur 2010-09-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL *______*
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[personal profile] nijibug 2010-09-16 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Pics or it didn't happen :P
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2010-09-17 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Depending on one's choice of style and medium, this might also be EXCELLENT fodder for the "fanart-that-looks-like-it-was-drawn-by-a-five-year-old" contest running here: http://lauand.livejournal.com/74260.html
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[personal profile] morineko 2010-09-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to send this link (when I get home) to the knot of meme-creating baseball fangirls I know on Tumblr; there's been a running joke about Barry Zito and unicorns, because he called his radio show the Unicorn Hour (I am not kidding)
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[personal profile] viridian5 2010-09-18 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Pull the other one. It has bells on it.

[identity profile] nightambre.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I'm savvy with the novels or anything BUT...

It's probably somehow related to his Goddess, Mielikki. She's a nature goddess in the Forgotten REalms setting, a favorite amongst rangers. Her symbol's a unicorn. I think he's (Drizzt) is supposed to be a favorite of hers or something, IDK.

I JUST PLAY THE SETTING /cry.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't matter, he rides a MAGICAL BELL-BEDECKED UNICORN!!

XD

[identity profile] nightambre.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
well, technically, all unicorns are magical~ :P

I was just trying to give insight from a gamer's point of view! T__T

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
UNICORN!

UUUUUUUUUUUNICORN!!





(I shall be in a house packed with gamers all weekend, no worries! XD)

[identity profile] nightambre.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you Haggard's Clock. :P

[identity profile] vom-marlowe.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I kind of want to draw this now.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we should make as many people as possible draw it, and put up a gallery.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep in mind that old wheeze about unicorns being based on a faulty understanding of the rhinoceros when you draw it, okay?
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2010-09-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Narwhals could be even funnier!
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[identity profile] vito-excalibur.livejournal.com 2010-09-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so do I. Oh, I do.

[identity profile] maxineofarc.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL OF COURSE HE DOES.
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2010-09-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I AM DISAPPOINT beyond words that no one has produced cheesy official cover art of this. DISAPPOINT! *shakes phist at sky, etc.*

And now I kind of want to commission the guy who does all the naked-Obama-riding-a-unicorn, Sarah-Palin-with-pancakes-on-her-head, etc. goofiness to paint this, because it would be GLORIOUS and brain-melting.