I will HAVE YOU KNOW

[telophase]

...that I just received notification from the lawyer Barr perkins George that the late fashion designer Alexander McQueen made me a beneficiary of his WILL and left the sum of Seven Million Great British Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00)to me in his WILL.

The reason why, and I quote, is:

Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good and his friend was a gay as well due to the fact that McQueen was a gay and claimed he realised his sexual orientation when he was six. He told his family when he was 18.

The lawyer also helpfully included a link to McQueen's Wikipedia page, just in case I failed to remember meeting him.

Comments

[terrible-t.livejournal.com]

I guess they figured the Nigerian prince was overdone... so they picked a fashion designer.

...

Nah.

Still, though, I love the engrish. It's so comical! ^_^

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've never received one like this before. XD

[madspark.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! Now you will be RICH! 'grats :)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! Here, have some money!

[trobadora]

AMAZING! Whatever will you do with all that money?! :D

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I figured I would distribute it to all my internet friends!

[chisotahn]

Man, all I ever get is Lesser British Pounds.

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

AMATEURS! How do you do the convoluted funds transfer through your bank account if you get the inheritance directly?

Enjoy that WILL, though.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! You're rich! ::gets in line for handouts business-startup venture-capital loans::