telophase: (Mello - bite my ass)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2010-04-16 06:48 pm

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The point at which I accept air-popped popcorn flavored with butter-flavored spray as a reasonable snack is the day I KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF PROPORTION. Dear God people, put some damn butter on it if you have to have something that tastes like butter! JUST EAT LESS OF IT. Reinforcing the habit of eating lots and lots of bad-tasting food is why we* are fat in the first place! Eat less of better-tasting stuff!





This post has been brought to you by reading the forums on the site where I track my eating and exercise. And now I'm going to grab a quick shower and go to the WE CHARGE TOO MUCH FOR TRENDY FOOD store and buy me some EXPENSIVE FRENCH BUTTER to put on my popcorn tonight.




* For values of "me and some other people but not all of us rotund folk"
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[personal profile] chomiji 2010-04-16 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)

... don't ever change.

XD

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
:D

It was in a list that contained some reasonable choices, too. Including kale chips (http://www.365daysofkale.com/2009/03/recipe-kale-chips.html), which have suddenly become trendy on the forum and make me want to make them and see if I like them.

[identity profile] gweniveeve.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
STOP MAKING ME WANT POPCORN. Haha. I'm probably going to go pop some right now... (and I doubt that the instant type has anything resembling real butter in it).

But seriously, I feel the same way. Recently, my husband accidentally bought me some diet and "light" fruit juice. It had a bitter aftertaste. I know that fruit juice probably isn't that healthy (unless it's real orange juice..) but who wants to drink the "diet" stuff? Just drink water...