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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Telophase!

In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become telophase on New Year's Day.
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by telophase!
Telophase has a bifurcated penis!
Telophase is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
Telophase is the sacred animal of Thailand.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of telophase!
The first telophase was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
New Zealand was the first place to allow telophase to vote.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as telophase!
During severe windstorms, telophase may sway several feet to either side!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cicer! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Cicer&gender=f)

Cicer is 1500 years older than the pyramids.

Cicer is the largest of Saturn's moons!

Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat cicer'.

Cicer is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.

Cicer has 118 ridges around the edge.

Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of cicer!

If you lick cicer ten times, you will consume one calorie!

You should always open cicer at least an hour before drinking her.

Cicer has a memory span of three seconds.

Cicer is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.