THE TRANT KING

[telophase]

This is just to show you that I was a TOTALLY AWESOME WRITER from the start.







Transliteration, in case you can't read it because of the AWESOME:

ONCE  there  were   dinos sousrs    but  we  never  saw

there  wehwhen   they   were there .  So   they  suddly
     diddied   out          amnd  we  dpoónb.
dDIDEMNT   seet   them  ...................................
                It  ewzawaxwas   scary    EEKATRANN
A   TYRANOSOURUS   REX   LOOKING   OVER   OUR  BULILDINGL.ELP.

a ATYRANNOSOURUS  REX    LOOKS JUST   LIKRETHAT   HELP

it   wswas   xscary




               WEREELLY  NEVER    S AW   YTHEM.....................
THERE     WAS  ALLSOURUS       AN ERLLYER      MEAT_ -EATER.
                                                      E
THEN   TYRANMNOSUOURUS REX  THE  TRANT   KING.

I must have been about six, and I expect this occurred shortly after I discovered my dad's old typewriter. XD

Comments

[nijibug]

You know I'm totes gonna have to scan my dinosaur book from when I was 8 years old and share that now? xD;

[telophase]

MOAR DINOS SOUSRS AWESOME!

[nijibug]

I don't have it with me. I wrote it with a friend when we were 8 (illustrated! With crayons!) and his mom kept it. I moved away and we did not see each other for years. Then we ended up at the same college. Last month, I ran into him at the bus stop and he was like WAIT I HAVE OUR DINOSAUR BOOK

And I was like WHAT DINOSAUR BOOK

And he was like THE ONE WE MADE IN SECOND GRADE

And I was like WHAAAAAT

And he really did. He brought it to college with him. Coolest kid ever. I'm gonna have to get it from him later this week :DD

[solarbird]

♥

Wow

[mustangsally78.livejournal.com]

I am in awe of your awesomeness.

Suit cat dances for you.

Re: Wow

[telophase.livejournal.com]

DAMN STRAIGHT

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

AWWWWW!

PS. Just got back and got the art! Thank you very much!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Great! The big picture was from a 16-year-old girl named Tay who had her first art table at AnimeFest a year before last. She wanted a print from my table, so I traded her a commission for it, and asked for Jordan and Rivas, loaning her a copy of PBR with the Relevant Pages carefully closed off with paper strips and tape. :D When I explained what I'd done, she said "I've seen all that on the internet," but I was all "Yeah, but you're SIXTEEN and your MOTHER is SITTING NEXT TO YOU!"

I had no ideas for poses, and apparently she didn't, either. :) I kept meaning to send it on to you, but it kept vanishing from my awareness for a year. :)

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

You actually mentioned this to me a while back, so I immediately knew what it was, though of course I'd totally forgotten by then.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten I'd done that!

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

[chomiji]

All right!

XD

(That's a truly awesome spelling of "earlier" ... .)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

(I didn't figure what it was until I was typing it in and suddenly realize it was a fairly decent phonetic approximation. XD)

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Once again:

"TRANT KING"!~♥ :D

[chaoticvein.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that the first story I ever wrote (when I was about six, too) was also about dinosaurs. Clearly this means we're brain twins. xD

[telophase.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE!

[pseudo_tsuga.livejournal.com]

DINOSAURS!

[seajules]

I have right here beside me a book of e.e. cummings' poetry, some of which looks very much just like that. In other words, you are a NATURAL POETIC GENIUS.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

DAMN STRASIGHT I AM!





* I thought that typo added something, so left it. XD

[ewein2412]

THEY DIDDIED OUT!!!!!

I am glad you transliterated it, because at first I thought it said "DIDDLED." And I had a wonderful image of the dinosaurs diddling out. (in a sort of conga line, you know?)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I first read it as "diddled" also, however my brain went to a much different slang meaning. XD

[ewein2412]

my brain went there, too.

[ewein2412]

we diddy out a lot, because we have a Diddy Car. No lie... It is my children's prefered mode of transport. "Can we go in the Diddle Widdle?" my idiot daughter says.

[smillaraaq.livejournal.com]

BEST GON DOUJINSHI EVAR!!1!