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Note to the college student who was doing his nervous best to pick me up in the bookstore earlier tonight: while yes it was sort of amusing that you're so excited that an actual female is perusing the manga section that you attempt to pick her up despite her monosyllabic answers, it is best to be heeding this advice: when you're trying to chat up a girl, please to not be digging your pants out of your ass with your other hand.

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And we'll all take a moment of silence for any suffering children of theirs. "No! You can't watch One Piece on FoxBox!" "But Daddy, I can't read fast enough!" "You'll just have to learn Japanese through exposure!"