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Note to the college student who was doing his nervous best to pick me up in the bookstore earlier tonight: while yes it was sort of amusing that you're so excited that an actual female is perusing the manga section that you attempt to pick her up despite her monosyllabic answers, it is best to be heeding this advice: when you're trying to chat up a girl, please to not be digging your pants out of your ass with your other hand.

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I suspect fixing them with a beady eye and shrieking "Butternut squash!" might work. It would encourage the really weird ones, though.

I very carefully did not show this kid - he had to have been 15 years younger than me - the FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST on my bag, otherwise I'd have to endure him talking about that, as well as his ranting bout the One Piece dub.