File this under "WTF?!"

[telophase]

"Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack"

Comments

[estara.livejournal.com]

perky jerky sounds to me like a particularly bad romance writer's synonym for the male member.

;-)

[weirdquark]

Oh. It has caffeine. That's totally not what came to mind when it said "performance enhancing meat snack".

Although the thing I find most confusing is that it doesn't seem to be Japanese. ::g::