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A quickie this morning from the school's announcement email newsletter:

COMPUTER TROUBLE??? I will help you! I Fix Them.

Normally, all-caps and sentences With Every Word Capitalized Like This drive me nuts, but in this case, I rather like it: it makes me feel that the person who placed the ad is a rather large man in a pin-striped suit named Guido, who will, for a fee, ensure that your computer never breaks again.

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[ebony14.livejournal.com]

At least he used only one exclamation point.