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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2009-08-06 01:46 pm
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Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie. Answers!

Here's the statements I made yesterday for the Two Truths and a Lie question:

1. I seriously considered forensic anthropology as a career path.
2. I was once detained in Heathrow Airport under suspicion of being a terrorist.
3. I've had a near-death experience.



1. I seriously considered forensic anthropology as a career path.

Yup. After undergrad, I was very interested in it, but ended up heading to museum studies as it showed the better chance of getting a job. Which turned out to be a good choice - there are few to no jobs in forensic anthro where you don't teach, which I turned out to hate with a fiery passion, and the few jobs there are were overwhelmed with competition. Which has probably gotten even worse with the advent of forensic TV shows.

2. I was once detained in Heathrow Airport under suspicion of being a terrorist.

True! During the first Gulf War, my dad and I went to Kenya and Tanzania, because he'd been invited to speak at a GPS conference the UN organized in Nairobi. We'd lived in the Serengeti National Park when I was a kid, and my mom said I should go with him instead of her, as my memories would be fuzzier. We planned to spend the second week on safari in the Serengeti, photographing madly, and Dad brought his 500mm lens with us. And, more to the point, his homemade shoulder mount that consisted of an aluminum stick with a shoulder rest, a wooden handle at the other end, and a remote shutter release wound around it and duct-taped to the other end. And he made me carry it in MY baggage.

We flew in to Gatwick Airport and transferred to Heathrow for the flight to Nairobi, and when going through security, which was extra-high because Operation Desert Shield was about to become Operation Desert Storm, I was pulled aside, frisked quite thoroughly, and made to explain what the hell this was in my bag. And then required to take it apart to prove it was what we said. All very politely - far more politely than the equivalent American security personnel would have been - but still quite firm.

I made Dad carry the shoulder mount in HIS baggage on the way home.

3. I've had a near-death experience.

Nope. :) Not even close.

[identity profile] m00nface.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
D'oh! I was thinking of your malaria, must have imagined that was more serious than it actually was.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't even think about the malaria! Maybe I should have said that I had yellow fever or something for the lie, which might have tripped people up who vaguely remembered that I had some sort of strange disease. XD

[identity profile] ninjoo.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So you grew up among lions and what not at the Serengeti?! That's so awesome! What were your parents' jobs that they had the opportunity to live there?

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! Dad was a grad student in wildlife science and dragged us to the Serengeti for two years as he did his PhD research. During those two years Mom was a housewife, but previously was a library assistant and afterwards a schoolteacher. :)

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-ha, well done :D

I'm going to have to ask about your DW/LJ settings at some point. I can't get mine to play nice.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
:D What's your problem?

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think I want it to auto-cross-post from LJ to DW (though do you think that's too annoying? are people reading both? I'm assuming people are generally reading on one and using their other account to comment) and I want to have the same footer that you have.

I thought I had it set to auto-cross-post when I posted to LJ, but nothing's showing. It DOES post to LJ if I post to DW, though.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, ok. LJ doesn't have the crosspost capability, so it'll only go from DW->LJ, and not the other way 'round. :)

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, whoops. Hmm, but then I'm confused. I don't think I posted anything directly to DW before, except that one post wondering why things weren't crossposting anymore, so how did those other entries get there?

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Did you import them?

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, duh. -_-