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Dear IHOP Server,
When your customer is having a horrible coughing fit after having accidentally inhaled toast crumbs, and you worriedly ask if she wants more water and she weakly nods yes, please do not take her current half-full glass of water to refill. It is OK to go get a new glass. You did indeed hurriedly refill it and bring it back faster than any IHOP server I've had before, but those were still thirty seconds that I could have used that half-glass of water.
No love,
telophase
When your customer is having a horrible coughing fit after having accidentally inhaled toast crumbs, and you worriedly ask if she wants more water and she weakly nods yes, please do not take her current half-full glass of water to refill. It is OK to go get a new glass. You did indeed hurriedly refill it and bring it back faster than any IHOP server I've had before, but those were still thirty seconds that I could have used that half-glass of water.
No love,

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dude. glad you survived.
i hate that feeling.
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Yay for not dying. It's not allowed, so I'm told. ;)
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