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The break room here, being in a library, has a rack where people abandon books they've finished reading and no longer want. There were three romances there, two from 1996 and one from 1982. One's a Harlequin Superromance, one's a paranormal, and one's an historical.

If anyone dares read them, based on that simple description, let me know and I'll mail 'em to ya, free of charge. :)

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Still available?

---L.

The paranormal is (1996, has a fairy godmother instead of werewolves or vampires :D), but the other two are taken.

Since I haven't read enough fairy godmother romances -- sold. Where should I send you my address?

---L.

telophase14 at gmail. :)

Oh my. Even by the standards of mid-90s Romance, that is not a good cover treatment.

---L.

*evil laughter*

Oh, I am all over the historical. And if you send it, I promise to do a chapter-by-chapter readthrough and as thorough a snarking as I am capable of.

Sure thing! And I'll give you a taste - one sentence from page 3. "Camilla swayed against him, sweet-smelling and as tender as an infant koala." Which, according to teh intartubes, smells either like euaclyptus or urine.

Email me your current address - telophase14 at gmail. :)

I'll take the Harlequin. I will even openly admit to reading it.

Email me your mailing address at telophase14 at gmail, and I'll send it on its way! :D

I was such a Harlequin addict in 1982. I might even have read the one you've got.

Ah, but the Harlequin is one of the 1996 ones. XD

Take a book, leave a book! Leave some of those gagtastic unicorn romances or similar. That'll liven up breaks for someone.

I'll take the paranormal one!
Just finished a while ago of a romance novel between a vampire and phantom,and it was good!

So this should be quite close. :)

or not now that I have just looked at your dreamwidth account. :)
Oh well.

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