OH EVEN BETTER

[telophase]

A comment I just got on the Grimmjow and ... Orihime? pic:

Thats the most pathetically fucked pairing in the world, fuck you bastard, die in hell!

Hmmm. What response?

Comments

Re: OH EVEN BETTER

[piranha]

doesn't one usually die BEFORE going to hell?

man, some people. not so much with the "stupid impulse" control.

[lady_ganesh]

"I'm so glad you enjoyed it!"

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm like "...Dude. These people ARE NOT REAL. Calm down!"

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Maybe ask if they think that pairing is more fucked than, say, Ryuuken/Ishida (whatever Ishida's dad's name is). Just to see if their head explodes.

[ginkage.livejournal.com]

Where in the description did you ssy it was an actual 'pairing' in the romantic sense? That seems to be what the commenter is thinking....

Once again, a case of a commenter NOT READING the description. :P

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yup. ETA: Although the person who thought my Kenpachi and Yachiru (http://telophase.deviantart.com/art/Kenpachi-and-Yachiru-Color-56221143) picture was a PAIRING is even worse, as there's nothing in the picture that even HINTS at that.

[ginkage.livejournal.com]

It is TRULY amazing how some people WANT to see off the wall pairings wherever they look. XD I guess it's creative, but sometimes I just don't get it. XD

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I learned early on that I didn't need to draw people in a romantic clutch in order to sell a picture to a pairing fan, because if the two people were in the same pic together, they were OBVIOUSLY paired! And (most!) people who didn't ship wouldn't even think of that, so I could sell it to two different groups of people. But there are still always people who pick up a picture that has two people doing completely different things, not touching or looking at each other, and say "I can't buy this because I'm not a fan of that pairing." Er, uh, bzuh?

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Stuff like that is only a pairing pic if you WANT it to be.

great art illicits such passion!

[the-z.livejournal.com]

Oh~
Is it already time for Mello's fabulous ass to be dragged out?

Fuck the fucker who is fucking that fuck.

Re: great art illicits such passion!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think Mello's fabulous ass probably ought to be a permanent feature on DA. XD

Re: great art illicits such passion!

[the-z.livejournal.com]

You need one of those personalized emoticons that has the fabulous ass in question and a little smiley face taking a joyful bite.

Re: great art illicits such passion!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Hee! I should make one! XD

[nightambre.livejournal.com]

PAIRINGS R SRS BSNS.

[assume-a-virtue.livejournal.com]

Reply:

Only if the handbasket provided has velvet lining and is gilded, thank you.

[amai-kaminari.livejournal.com]

"Here's a penny; get a life." ^_~

[chomiji]

Wow, and it's a girl, too.

She has lots of pictures of Grimmy on her DA ... I think she's jealous of Orihime!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And when I look up her recent activity, she seems so normal in other comments!

Part of me's wondering if she mistook me for someone she knows.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's what you should answer! Give her a chance to back out. :D

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

"That's 'Fuck you, BITCH!'"

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You know, I feel vaguely sad that nobody's ever called me a whore so I could reply with "Sorry, you've got your terminology wrong. That should be 'frigid bitch', because a whore is someone who would fuck you."

[darksumomo.livejournal.com]

That goes in my Hall of Fame for replies to "Fuck you." *applauds*

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Bet you anything they ship her with Aizen or Ulquiorra.

[seajules]

Perhaps you should provide them with a link to, for example, "Slave Bear of Care-A-Lot," then ask them, "Would you like to change your vote?"

[onthehill]

Mmmmmm.... Grimmjow ^____^