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[telophase]

I am a giant intelligent car-throwing squid plant, it seems.

telophase is a Human-Sized Man-Eating Plant that spits Ice, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, has Dozens of Tentacles, and picks up Cars and Throws Them. Strength: 3 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat telophase, enter your name and choose an attack: fights telophase using Strength Agility Intelligence

Comments

[octopedingenue]

I defeat you with my giant computer brain!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You defeat me no matter what I fight you with!

*throws cars at you anyway*

[cicer.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHA! A winnar is me! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?def=telophase&att=cicer&a=S)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*cries*

*throws cars*

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Dude, you suck. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?def=telophase&att=mistressrenet&a=I)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*fights you with strength* Woo-hoo! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=mistressrenet&def=telophase&a=S)

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's easier to win once you know your opponent's stats.

Mwahahaha!

[emtigereyes.livejournal.com]

A tie? (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=emtigereyes&def=telophase&a=S)

Otherwise, my insect kicks your planty ass!

Re: Mwahahaha!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*spits ice at you*

[usmangaka.livejournal.com]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?def=telophase&att=usmangaka&a=A

Whoa... tentacles! O_o

I leave the details of the battle to your imagination.