Spam email title of the day

[telophase]

"Get a real mammoth in your pants."


Oh, honey, I do not think you want a real, live mammoth in your pants! Entertaining as it may be for the rest of us.

Comments

[lnhammer]

Ah, spam. There's found art to be had in the stuff, if you're up for wading through it all.

---L.

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Does that make it the elephant in the room that no one talks about?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

It would take some doing not to talk about, I think! XD

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

Baby, that's the elephant in my PANTS that no one talks about.

Aw yeah.

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

bow chika wow wow

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Why would someone want their penis to be toothy, partially prehensile, and covered in fur?

That doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

They could charge admission to exhibit it?

[helen-keeble.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I've read fanfic about that somewhere...

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

Imagine making it trumpet, though! Talk about the ultimate party-trick!

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

"There is one draw back, though. My penis is afraid of prehistoric mice."

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

::snerk!::

[weirdquark]

Once I was in a store that sold sex toys and outfits which included, among the usual skimpy "dress"/thong combination, men's underwear that was an elephant head.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

Is it voiced by Ray Romano?

[chomiji]

That word - I do not think it means what you think it means.

XD

[seawolf10.livejournal.com]

Oh, "mammoth" is an acceptable, albeit somewhat archaic, synonym for "huge"...

...if you use it as an adjective, i.e. "I have a mammoth gut." Problem is, the spammer's using it as a noun.

[seawolf10.livejournal.com]

My question is, once he's attracted a pride of hungry Smilodons (complete with large claws and 12-inch saber-teeth) to that mammoth, who gets stuck mopping up the gnawed and shredded remains? ;-P

*/whimsy*