There seems to be a thief loose in the house...

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...as not only have I found the linen closet door open, but last night the missing nail clippers that I'd replaced turned up in my bed, and after this morning's nap, I staggered out to the living room to find both the drawer that holds random electronic stuff and the drawer that holds random cat stuff open, and a packet of catnip on the floor over near the balcony door.

I think my thief may have a very short attention span.