I ran over a surfer in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

[telophase]

I meme, therefore I am.





Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE line and tag your friends in the note!

Comments

[melster.livejournal.com]

Mine's pretty boring -- I licked a spoon at the dinner table because I can't control myself.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

OOH BABY YOU LIVE ON THE EDGE!

[melster.livejournal.com]

OH TOTALLY. I live so much on the edge, I CAN'T CONTROL MAH SPOON-LICKING. Or something.

I did the Macarena with a llama in an elevator because I'm AWESOME

[kate_nepveu]

That is ridiculous.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

*aghast*
I.. licked my brother riding a motorcycle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. I NEED TO SCRUB MY BRAIN NOW!

[solarbird]

That? AWESOME.

[kitsunesan.livejournal.com]

I sang to a ninja in a hole because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Hell yeah! *terrorist fist bump*

[arkanefyre.livejournal.com]

I did the Macarena With a gangster In line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy.

Ahaha, LOL.

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

I smelled a ninja at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

I had lunch with a banana at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

[chomiji]

....   :-|

Well.

That's certainly ... anticlimactic.

Re: I had lunch with a banana at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Did you invite it there first? Only to consume it :O

Re: I had lunch with a banana at the dinner table because I'm NOT crazy.

[chomiji]

Yes. I did. Because I am pure evil!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

(Either that, or I'm the Walrus from "The Walrus and the Carpenter." Although I suppose one might consider him pure evil ... .)

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to counter with my sexiness!

*lick*

(it works for bananas as well as oysters? :O)

[kintail.livejournal.com]

I loved a ninja in an elevator because I'm a Ninja!

Woot!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

I yelled at a football player in an elevator because I'M AWESOME!

I loved your mom in an elevator because I think I need some serious help.

[sutlers.livejournal.com]

Your mom is a dog, what can I say.

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

I had lunch with a fork in my car because that's how I roll.

I am full of the excitement.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I smelled a fork riding a motorcycle because I can!

I kicked a stuffed animal in line at the bank because I am a Ninja!

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

I am clearly the lamest Ninja of ALL TIME. I blame society (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/6/4/).

[ninja-tech.livejournal.com]

I had lunch with a surfer in line at the bank because I'm cool like that.

What does it mean if this has actually happened before?

[cyancat.livejournal.com]

I jumped on my best friend's boyfriend on your car because that is how I roll.

How did I get him on your car in the first place?

ehh

[sam-belikov.livejournal.com]

I danced with a snowman in an elevator because im sexy and I do what I want.

[leighton arnold (from livejournal.com)]

I licked a Gangster at the dinner table because i'm a ninja. wow.