An ad...

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...in the campus' weekly announcement e-newsletter:

Too many clocks, Too little time... -- Submitted by: [redacted]

So...i have a clock collection...HUGE, and as sad as it is, I need assistance turning them all back an hour for day light savings time. I will pay! Contact me and we will talk...about pay. Please, no fake emails...

Comments

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

Someone sounds very lonely.

[tokyoghoststory.livejournal.com]

;_; can't you see, that's a novel prompt if i ever heard one

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Haha! Awesome! I'd volunteer just to see all the clocks!

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

That really is a story waiting to be written.

I will never forget the kind of entries I went through on NYC craigslist while looking for an apartment. Some of those posters did not live in the same world I did.... My favorite were the nudists looking for a nudist roommate. Given that, I could understand why they'd want to carefully interview, but I cackled over the part of the ad saying that the apartment had tons of windows. Their poor neighbors....

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of "Back to the Future" XD