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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2008-09-30 07:27 pm
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Woman ahead of me at subways is demanding the employee fondle the bread to make sure its not too stiff.
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[personal profile] solarbird 2008-10-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] viridian5.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's really hard not to turn that into a dirty joke.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
That is...special.

[identity profile] frostedelves.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's gonna get stiff if there's too much fondling. ;D

[identity profile] nightambre.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You beat me to it!

[identity profile] suileach.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually fondle bread on a regular basis! Well, bread dough. Because the single most memorable piece of breadmaking advice I've ever received was "bread feels like tits!" No, really. If there are floury handprints on my shirt, it's a sure sign I've been messing with some new bread recipe and making sure it's coming out right...
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