telophase: (hiei keeps pets)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2005-05-17 03:05 pm

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One day soon, you too will be able to stroke someone's cock long-distance from work, with no one thinking the worse of you.




My inner 12-year-old boy is so having a field day with this.

[identity profile] labyrinths.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*snkr* That's amusing. Being as imature as I am, I'm getting a kick out of it as well!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think everyone has an inner 12-year-old sniggering away at things like this. XD

[identity profile] usmangaka.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's the year of the rooster! I had a zodiac rooster in my cubicle at my last job. It seemed as if nobody ever entered or left my cubicle without commenting on my cock. Then when I was laid off, my cock mysteriously disappeared... O_o

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It seemed someone liked your cock a little too well. XD

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the most awesome thing ever. One small step for computer science, one giant leap for cybersex enthusiasts!

[identity profile] selenite.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Teledildonics is on the way.

[identity profile] jentsu.livejournal.com 2005-05-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pure genius.

[identity profile] pratyeka.livejournal.com 2005-05-18 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. How kinky.

[identity profile] rustybitch.livejournal.com 2005-05-19 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes a cock is just a food-processor!
Oh man, I can't believe I just said that