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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2008-09-18 10:06 pm
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Why more of you should be watching Kyou Kara Maoh...

...This is Gwendal.






He's one of Wolfram's brothers - there are three of them: Gwendal, Conrad, and Wolfram, all from different fathers, as their mother is much-married. Gwendal tends to have a bit of a stick up his ass, as anyone who was forced to be brothers with Wolfram and have a mother like Celi would. And he tends to take matters of governance quite seriously - for his mother is the former Demon King (ed: see explanaton of ruling by divine right here) - and until Yuri takes over the throne, she's technically the ruler of the kingdom. But since she's off flirting, most of the work tends to fall to Gwendal. Who is also attempting, mostly unsuccessfully, to teach Yuri to rule.

Which is probably why he has this pained look so often.



Gwendal pretty much had a stick up his ass as a young man, also, but he did evolve a way to calm himself down after various insane encounters with his family...







He knits.*

The redhead is his cousin Anissina, who is a mad inventor, and who makes Gwendal test all her inventions. Gwendal occasionally manages to throw Gunter under the bus and turn Anissina's testing intentions towards Gunter instead, but only occasionally.



She's been tormenting Gwendal since she was a young lady, too, which is probably one of the reasons he needs to knit so much.



Oh - one more thing. That's Gwendal's bedroom. He has a deep, deep weakness for CUTE THINGS.





* Yes, yes, yes, he's crocheting in this scene. He knits when he's older.
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, that's crochet, not knitting. [/textile_pedantry]

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
He knits with two needles when he's older.

And makes knitting motions with his hands when he's under stress.
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to do a crossover fic where he bumps into Hakkai at a yarn shop.

(Possibly the one from A Close Shave, for maximum lulz...)

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
One day, she will realize that marriage will cut off a few more of his escape routes. I fear that day.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
And she would indeed marry him for the entire purpose of having ready access to an experimental subject.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY!

And he wouldn't be able to escape. Because his entire family would approve. In addition to the fact that he rarely escapes anyway. As would Gunter. And Yuri would likely think it was great while also being utterly clueless about what was going on.

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Heck, I would approve and think it was great!

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think most of us would approve, on some level.

Those would be smart, capable and pretty babies. And utterly insane on every possible level.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
And every single one of them would have a complete knitted wardrobe and a room crammed with fluffy plushies, because Gwendal would only stop knitting when HIS HANDS FELL OFF.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
And the closets and chest would be full of potentially-castle-destroying experimental toys. Some of them would be inside the plushies.
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
On their tenth wedding anniversary Anissina will give him a giant mechanical needle monstrosity capable of knitting bridges out of industrial steel cables, and Gwendal will be so oddly touched that he won't even mention how much it misses the point.

(Anissina secretly drugged Gwendal so she could test the machine on him without ruining the surprise.)

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Both parts of this are so true that I think it hurts.
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. ISN'T IT CUTE YET TRAIN-WRECKY? She was probably testing the drugs also, so in the interim he's been having blackouts and purple mucus and paranoid delusions of being a flying lizard.

P.S. on reading this book my first thought was totally "GWENDAL KNITTED THIS PROTAGONIST."

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
OMG HE DID!

The question is: Who built it's little toy city?
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
The office of Toronto urban planning?

The backbone of Shin Makoku's economy is the brisk trade in knitted scarfs Gwendal does with Canadians.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
And he would feel oddly disappointed when the kids got older and less cute and not be able to figure out why.
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-20 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
They will be the most endlessly reproductive family in the kingdom as Gwendal tries to recapture the magic. (Thank goodness MPREG is canon, I think, or Anissina would have to invent it.) The demon military corps, or at least all the officers and special forces troops, will eventually be populated entirely by von Karbelnikoff-Voltaire grandkids and great-grandkids.

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
The episode with Gwendal and Conrad's father is made of love and win. Actually, I'm pretty sure that Gwendal is just love and win all on his own, but that's another matter.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm partway through it and all "Aaawww! Conrad is so cute as a wee kid! Aaawww! Gwendal is so cute as a young prig! Aaaawwww Wolfram is so cute as a wee kid!" XD

[identity profile] mscongeniality.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's true, really.

Also, I'm pretty sure that all these KKM posts are going to have two effects:

1) I'm finally going to watch that disc of episodes I got from [livejournal.com profile] thehroda

2) I'm really going to regret not picking up the series back when Rightstuf had their uber-Geneon sale. :(
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-19 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get why the series feels the need to have Something Resembling Plot to come in and wreck the groove when it's got hundreds of years' worth of bittersweet adorable baby!demon-siblings flashbacks to mine.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It just occurred to me that Stouffer, or however you spell his name, is wasting his time with all these plots to get influence over Yuri, when all he has to do is beg, borrow, or steal some adorably cute child or animal and have *them* present his petition to Gwendal, who's the real power behind the throne anyway (and who will always be, it seems).

It's a good thing he's too stupid to come up with that idea.
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-19 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey man, Yuuri is still very good at making speeches and dispensing JUSTICE on his own, at least! And perhaps the move toward council-led monarchy will be for the best, just in case Wolfram ever gets it in his head that opening a painting school in his name as Queen would be a perfectly righteous use of official government funds. (In my head, Yuuri/Wolfram do indeed get married. THIS WILL TOTALLY HAPPEN. JUST LIVE WITH IT, YUURI.)

But Yuuri is also weak against adorably cute children and animals and giant monsters! Lucky for them that evildoers in KKM have generally been too secretly squishy to be that devious. If any successful graduates from Evil Overlord Academy ever do show up to wreak havoc with kawaiiiiiiiiiii, it will clearly be up to Greta to SAVE THEM ALL.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Small girls are totally the godmod in Kyou Kara Maoh.

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey! I've watched this anime!
It's rather crazy.
Like a crazy thing.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes, it is.

[identity profile] vestaka.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
.... ahah aoh god.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
GWENDAL IS FIBER ARTS LOOOOVE!
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[identity profile] lady-noremon.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've only seen like 2 episodes of KKM, but I remember taking to Gwendal right-away. And his dolphin keychain XD
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[personal profile] oyceter 2008-09-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
He knits AND crochets! Awesomesauce!

[identity profile] tirwen.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Gwendal is one of my favorite characters from Kyou Kara Maoh!
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-19 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I believe technically Cherie was the Demon KING, not the Demon Queen, and whatever various husbands she had while ruling were her Prince Consorts. King-selection goes by Divine Decree in Shin Makoku, not blood/marriage ties. Which is why everyone is totally okay with Yuuri/Wolfram's gay romance betrothal. :D

ETA: editing to add my adoration for Gwendal, who is knitted out of love, and would probably like to keep his entire family, i.e. the entire population of the castle or possibly the country, in a small box to carry around with him to protect them and keep them from doing things to stress him out, i.e. everything. Also I love that Gwendal, like everyone in KKM, is hilarious and dorky and squishily insane while still entirely capable of outsmarting you and kicking your ass in a competent, badass manner, at least if you are not a fluffy cute thing.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, it's been a while since I saw the first season, and the first episodes i saw were in bad fansubs, so it's entirely possible I never had an understanding of the politics. XD

And ♥♥♥ for Gwendal. XD

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
at least if you are not a fluffy cute thing.

Or you are Anissina. In which case, he is fleeing from you in terror, possibly under the pretext of "state business," or he is currently being your slave guinea pig.
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2008-09-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly they are Destined For Each Other, as Gwendal otherwise is afraid of nothing and no one, and the basis of any good relationship is the ability to inspire a healthy dose of fear.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
And sometimes, he is able to display a vague semblance of control over her. Very vague. In the form of a distraction. That ends up torturing him even more, but helps to divert disaster.

But one day, she will invent something that saves the entire kingdom by accident and he will no longer be allowed to object.

Actually, I think that's how they end up married. She presents a brilliant plan and invention and he is so awed that he unthinkingly says "marry me" in that stupefied way people in fiction sometimes do, in front of everyone, and before he realizes what he's said, she has thought through the pros and cons (the grumpiness, she is used to it) and accepted. And he is trapped.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE YOU TWO WRITE THIS FIC

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, another incentive to rewatch S1.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
One of my favorite Gwendal moments is when Yuuri decides to mime his favorite detective shows and interrogate someone, and the guy stonewalls, and then-- behind Yuuri's back-- Gwendal just pulls his sword out just a couple centimeters and the guy cracks and Yuuri is all "Hah, I'm awesome."

[identity profile] seawolf10.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ngh. Wish I had time to follow this.

[identity profile] tokyoghoststory.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
DARNIT NEED TO START WITH SEASON 1 AGAIN