Your WTF?! link for the day...

[telophase]

Short films written by, directed by, and starring Isabella Rossellini. Did I mention they're all about bug sex?




When I came to work this morning I really didn't expect I'd be seeing Isabella Rossellini dressed up like a giant earthworm, simulating earthworm sex.

Comments

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

Um....what? Bug. Sex. Isabella Rossellini.

I got nuthin'. I think my brain is broken.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I hate you sometimes.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI portrays a MALE PRAYING MANTIS and gets her HEAD BITTEN OFF!

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

It's just ... Isabella Rossellini. In giant bug costumes. Pretending to have sex.

There are no words.

[labyrinths.livejournal.com]

...

Sometimes I wish the English language had a more diverse and unique set of words in its vocabulary. While "fuck" is extremely versatile and can be used for any manner of meanings, sometimes something more is needed. Because with stuff like this, What The Fuck? just isn't enough.

:|

Can someone put my brain back together, please?

[madspark.livejournal.com]

"green porno"! Umm...

It's...


Err. Watched the earthworm.

Yeah.

Ummm.

Wow?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

This is the sort of situation for which bpggle and I use the word "bpggle". It originated in a typo for "boggle," and we decided that it meant boggling, only more so.

I bpggle at these films.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Exactly.

[seawolf10.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

*repeat times 500*

And aren't there about 10,000 nature documentaries that already cover this?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

But why would you watch a nature documentary when you could watch Isabella Rossellini in a giant snail costume simulating sadomasochistic sex?

Er, don't answer that.

[madspark.livejournal.com]

Even worse than the fact that I've watched two of them now is the expectation that I'll watch the rest of them later.

I'd stop myself, if I could. I think.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I just watched all of them. My brain needs a good scrubbing now.

[thomasyan.livejournal.com]

I was channel surfing and saw her on David Letterman, and they showed a clip. I was confused.

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

Aww, I am denied the WTF as it "isn't available in my territory". I shall watch the behind the scenes instead though!

[suileach.livejournal.com]

D: You didn't warn us they were scatalogical! *weeps*

[asteres.livejournal.com]

Violet Blue mentioned it on tinynibbles.com (NSFW), like months back; I want to say right around Sundance. That blog is a great read.

[fuchsoid.livejournal.com]

It's not available in my territory either, which is probably a good thing, judging from descriptions of it here. My sanity is safe for another day or two.

[ninja-tech.livejournal.com]

Whoa...while most people probably were able to watch them and then regret it, I can't watch it and wish I could. I am sickly and strangely drawn to it. Maybe it's the title "green porno". ^_^;

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think you might be able to see the behind-the-scenes photos, at least. :)

Or find a proxy server online to pretend you're coming from the US, and you might be able to. :)