telophase: (Kenpachi loves you)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2008-03-30 12:21 am
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ATTENTION DOUJINSHI FANS..

...and those willing to risk being scarred for life.

Back when [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija and I were in Japan and purchasing an approximate metric buttload of doujinshi, there was one particular Bleach one that scarred [livejournal.com profile] rachelmanija so much that she launched it across the room at me on page 3. We issued a challenge, and [livejournal.com profile] mscongeniality took us up on it!

She has now, at great personal cost, heroically made it through this doujinshi and has now posted the requested review, accompanied by scans!

Warnings: Not work safe. Oh dear God, not work safe. Not brain safe, either, but that was already sort of a given. I can't really explain why it's so scarring - it's not any of the individual elements, because I've seen worse. I am on the intarwebs, after all. I think it's just the exquisite combination of WTF?! and O.o.

ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2008-03-30 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
....You know, I'm a little afraid for myself now, because I wasn't as scarred by that as I think I should have been. I mean, it's really really bad, and I did cringe somewhat. But mostly my reaction was, 'Eh. Bad furry porn.' I have clearly been on the internets far, far too long.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-03-30 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
RANDOM FLYING TAKOYAKI.

THE CAPTAIN OF 12 AS A JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE CHARACTER. DANCING.

It's not just the porn, it's ... everything put together. I'd probably have just been "Whatever" if it was only the porn. It's just ... man.

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2008-03-30 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it's probably that I'm not familiar enough with Bleach or Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to pick up on most of the reasons that this is disturbing. I shall count myself lucky! XD

[identity profile] longshot14.livejournal.com 2008-03-31 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
0_0

SWEET JESUS!!!!

Oh, I shouldn't've clicked there. You even fucking *warned* me.

/scarredforlife

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2008-03-31 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
When the words "Japan", "doujinshi", and "scarred" occur near each other ... usually a good idea to just close one's eyes, stick one's finger's in one's ears, sing "LALALALA" loudly, and sidle on by.