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Because I have finished updating something which I've been avoiding for two months and between that and the thunderstorm last night*, I am braindead. As I have a meeting in an hour, I need to stay awake. So I meme. Via

yhlee:

Choose two of my icons and I will tell you what happens when those two people (or things) get together. Definition of "get together" may vary. Response may be phrased in the form of a snippet or sentences of random blathering.

Not guaranteeing coherency or even that they'll get done - see braindead above - but you never know.

* And some very odd dreams involving a leatherbound copy of Bleach.

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They would meet because Al would pick up my cat somewhere, as she loves people who love cats, and attempt to smuggle her home inside his chest cavity, which would lead to some really odd looks from passers-by as she hates being in captivity and surfaces that aren't steady, so she would be attempting to exit by whatever means possible.

Once he got her home, she'd shoot out of the door in his chest, severely scratching Ed in the process if he got in the way, and then would place herself directly in front of his feet as he stormed off to get bandages. He would trip over her and bang his head on the wall on the way down, cursing, and she would screech indignantly at him and go hide under the sofa.*

Al would then bitch at Ed for hurting the cat.

* A variant of this, minus the head-banging and scratching, occurs on nearly a daily basis at my apartment.

* And some very odd dreams involving a leatherbound copy of Bleach.

Perhaps made by the skins of annoying fangirls? *can only dream*

I don't remember, unfortunately. It had a very nice fold-out poster included though. Pity, really, because it was of Byakuya, who I don't like.

I don't like him either, but he sure is decorative (except for the hair curlers ... )

Hiei and Yuusuke, in search of a demon, infiltrate the set of an avant-garde movie that combines the Bollywood asthetic with S&M. Neither is particularly happy about this. Massive property destruction ensues.

Can't go wrong with massive property destruction!

That's the unofficial motto of Yu Yu Hakusho, I believe. XD

Someone should write that.

I envision some sort of slapstick where Mugen, for whatever reason - probably precipitated by Fuu - ends up covered in mud and sticks and leaves when he encounters Qwan. Who promptly mistakes him for a demon and tries to eat him. Hilarious fight ensues. Fuu complains about something. Jin pretends not to know any of them.

And then they go off looking for something to eat together.

+ = ?

Although his smile never slipped, Gin wondered why Aizen sent him to collect this particular adjuchas-class hollow for his next Hōgyoku experimentation instead of detailing a few underlings, as usual. Once GIn looked in its eyes, though, he stopped wondering and revised his mental estimate of its future Espada number, making a note to increase the security on his personal rooms.

The thing that had once been Mello watched. And plotted.

Mmmm, yeah! That's the entire issue of Mello in hell in a nutshell - the Devil had better watch his ass ... .

XD That would be an ... interesting conflict.

Oh, yes.

Either

and

I see Gokyo sitting in for Alan Davies on the set of QI when Alan's off sick, playing the role of Cute but Dim Guy Who Gives All The Obvious Answers. Hilarity, dirty jokes, and much flirting ensues.

and

I think in an effort to prove anthropology is a science, that the experiment pictured above should be repeated as many times as possible.

I'll come up with a relevant hypothesis eventually.

Hiya... One more totally off-the-topic-of-this-post try to reach you, because my boss is after me about seeing if we can get in touch :) I sent an e-mail to your gmail account and a message via lj about a possible Graphic Universe project. If I don't hear back, I promise to stop bugging you about it. But now I can tell my boss I followed up and she'll stop bugging me (I hope) :) If you want, you can reach me via lj message, a comment, whatever! Thanks!

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