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Cookbooks!

As I promised yesterday, here's a bit from the World of Parties cookbook I found in the stacks. It was published in 1964 (in Japan, oddly enough) and offers exactly as much racial sensitivity as you'd expect.



The best, and by "best" I mean "worst," party theme is "Chinese Coolie Chow." It starts off by explaining that you can, of course, telephone a local Chinese restaurant and order food for a Chinese-themed party, but...
I know from joyful experience that it's a lot more fun, as well as much less expensive, to telephone friends instead, and ask them over for an impromptu Chinese coolie supper that you've assembled with the aid of canned, frozen, packaged, and home-prepared products.

You can transform your playroom or patio into an Oriental bazaar. Among your friends there should be plenty of "atmosphere" to borrow for the evening. Coolie coats and trousers, or bankers' coats are in almost everyone's wardrobe today.
The feast starts with Chinese Spring Rolls, purchased frozen, then continues with egg drop soup, fried rice (made, of course, from converted packaged rice), and a couple of generic stir-fry dishes, one with meat (canned chicken, turkey, or ham, plus ground beef), and one with "sea food," (boiled ham or bacon, canned shrimp, canned lobster, canned crab). Two additional suggested "Chinese" dishes are Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, which I believe were both invented in the States.

The Japanese Hibachi Hospitality theme tends to what Middle America thinks of as Japanese, of course, with teriyaki featured. The meat in the teriyaki recipe is not canned, surprisingly enough. The Japanese Crabmeat Salad, however, seems to be "Japanese" only in that the canned crabmeat is Japanese king crab, and the cook may add soy sauce as she desires.

I'm impressed that the India's Cool Curries party features 2 tablespoons of curry powder in each recipe, far more than the American-palate curry recipes I've seen running around in other books and online. These recipes don't say how many they serve, although other recipes in the book serve 12, and tend to call for about 2 pounds of meat in each recipe.

However, the Arroz con Pollo in the Spanish Gypsy Outing suffers by comparison: for three whole canned chickens - meant to serve 12 - there is a total of 3 cloves of garlic, 1 teaspoon oregano, 1 cup of onions, 1 teaspoon saffron, and 12 stuffed green olives. Paprika to taste.

The New Year's In Germany section features a side dish using what we nowadays call baby corn, but is referred to, appetizingly, as "embryo corn cobs." (Get a jar of them in brine, heat in melted butter, stick a pick in each one, and serve.)

That's more-or-less the high points. I don't know enough about Caribbean, North African, or Filipino cooking to judge if those recipes are halfway decent or not. ETA: I just realized that the Caribbean recipes contain nothing spicy whatsoever. The hottest they get is bell peppers. Suffice it to say, about the only thing I know about Caribbean cookery is that quite a lot of it features things like Scotch Bonnets. This makes the whole 2 tablespoons of curry powder featured in the Indian dishes even more inexplicable.

Later today or tomorrow... The People's Cookbook!

[identity profile] darkelf105.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Those dishes sound so appetizing and racially steroetypical, too. Mmmm.
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[personal profile] solarbird 2007-12-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Try the Yellow Menace Fruit Cocktail! It's delicious!

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[personal profile] solarbird 2007-12-12 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
JIF! JIF! JIF!

-_^

[identity profile] wyrdness.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I have the phrase "Fruit of the sea, it's boiled ham!" running through my head. Considering I've just finished watching The Simpsons Movie as well does nothing to help me (though it has conjured up a half-pig/ half sea-slug image lovingly drawn in a Simpsons style).

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You never heard of the great Pacific Sea Pig? Hunted into near-extinction by the famed pigger fleets of yore?

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[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
XD
How horrible!
I can't imagine eating those recipes.

For the record, I detest baby corn and now I detest it more knowing it's embryonic!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate the word "embryo" anyway, the way some people have irrational aversions to the word "moist" and applying it to food is ... euw.

[identity profile] animarelic.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. This is incredible. Man, I'm going to throw my own racial slur stereotype party! We can all wear blackface and eat fried chicken and watermelon... THANK YOU WORLD OF PARTIES! You made my parties better!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Invite me to your party! I can add atmosphere by speaking in a hilariously stereotyped accent!
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[identity profile] umadoshi.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*shudders* This reminds me of a book my mother uncovered in the stacks at a school library (I think when she was working in elementary schools), called something like Our Little Friends in the Arabian Desert. It's one of two books I remember her specifically throwing out the second she laid eyes on them (the other being a science book that proclaimed "Someday man will walk on the moon!").

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, lovely.

I've been looking through The People's Cookbook to figure out what I'm going to post, and it could be a decent cookbook if you cut out all the patronizing bits. XD It tends to give facts about the daily meals of people living in poverty, and then say something horribly patronizing about them.

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I remember that science book from my middle school library! Also the one where we'd started a colony on Mars in 1999 and everyone kept sentient ambidextrous "Mars kittens" as pets.

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[identity profile] tygerr.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Someday man will walk on the moon!"

Hey, I remember textbooks like that! Of course, they were NEW at the time. :-/

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...yowza. Makes me realize just how far the world has come in (slightly over) the course of my life.

Mind you, the first Japanese food I had was made and eaten in Okinawa, so my experiences were definitely not typical.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The first Chinese food I had was made and eaten in Nairobi, Kenya. I think my experiences were not exactly typical, either. :D

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[identity profile] fuchsoid.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That all sounds like wierd American food to me. I'm especially boggled by the idea of a canned chicken.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm about as boggled as you are by the idea of canned chicken.

I didn't post anything from "England's Jolly Christmas Season" because it wasn't as absurdly offensive as most of the rest of it, but with the Brits on my f-list, maybe I ought. :D

The "typically English Christmas dinner" menu involves Gimlets or Sherry to drink, Shrimp Bisque for starters, Rolled Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding, Gourmet Onions, Cucumber and Radish Salad London, Plum Pudding (bought in a jar), and a post-dinner savory course that's mostly toast points with anchovy paste and eggs and capers, or covered with melted cheese.

It also tells me that the Christmas tree is officially lighted on the 24th at a family gathering, and taken down on Twelfth Night and burned at an outdoor ceremony with choral singing.

(It gives some odd American stuff, too, in other sections - it recommends cooking steak the "cowboy way" by throwing it directly on the coals for 3 minutes per side. Um, ew.)

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[personal profile] oyceter 2007-12-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ewwwwwwww ew ew ew that sounds so gross! Canned chicken? Frozen spring rolls? Yuuck.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait until I get this other book, Instant Haute Cuisine, home to scan. You'll want to cook EVERYTHING in it! I promise! XD

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Reminds me of my grandma's 1950s-style cooking. Chicken curry made with applesauce (which we ate with chopsticks); enchiladas with ketchup instead of salsa; pasta primavera with canned or frozen vegetables; endless varieties of jello embedded with a surprising assortment of things and served with sauces.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! I've got a book somewhere by Sylvia Lovegren (or Lovgren) called I *think* "Food Fads and Fallacies" that examines each decade from the 1920s to the 1980s. The 1950s chapter features a recipe for a spaghetti casserole that has you boil the noodles for an HOUR and then put them into a casserole dish with the other ingredients to bake for TWENTY-FIVE more minutes.

Would you like some ketchup with your pasta porridge?

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[identity profile] ggymeta.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com) 2007-12-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I just realized that the Caribbean recipes contain nothing spicy whatsoever.

That's because...the Caribbean is in Texas, duh.

P.S. Dear S[r]anta,
I want a Coolie coats and trousers.

Amen.
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No wonder everyone thought the Time-Life "Foods of the World" series was All That when it came out, starting in the late 1960s. (I own several of them, bought used. Surprisingly good reading, as well as decent recipes.)

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I adore Time-Life. They're surprisingly good, and also surprisingly non-offensive. My favorite is the one on Austria.

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[identity profile] estara.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Baby sweetcorn for New Year's in Germany... huh?

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The intro section to the German party contains:
As table decorations, German good luck symbols are elfish dwarfs and polka-dotted red mushrooms. These are made of marzipan. [...] One of the most charming customs on New Year's Eve along the Rhine is to serve that delightful drink, Küller-Pfirsch. It is made by pricking a slightly green, unpeeled small peach with a silver fork. Place it in a chilled champagne goblet. Pour iced champagne or sparkling white Catawba grape juice over it. The pretty fruit will waltz gently in the bubbles.
It says that a New Year's Eve buffet in Germany might contain: Wein Bowle, Liverwurst Loaf, New Year's Sandwiches (primarily ham, sausage, and cheese), Cheese Platter, Black Bread, Sweet Butter, Embryo Corn Cobs, Mixed Sausages, German Potato Salad, Onions and Cucumbers in Sour Cream, Cold German Beer, Fresh Fruit Salad, German Pastry, Small Chocolate Cakes, Gingerbread House, Linzertorte, Marzipan, Mocha.

The ham for the sandwiches is, naturally, canned.

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Dude, there's regrettable food, and then there's ... regrettable, terribly mind-blowingly racially insensitive food. Wow.

How did people ever manage to *eat* some of this stuff?

[identity profile] arkanefyre.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Egg Foo Yung is actually real Chinese food. I had it all the time as a kid. It's basically omelette with whatever's left over - I've had egg with bbq pork, onion, pickled vegetables, etc. The generic name would be Egg Foo Yung.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Maybe it was just chop suey invented here and I misremembered.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they mixed far milder curry powder four decades ago?
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[identity profile] celestriad.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
wow. um. that food generally sounds gross. and it's somehow supposed to be 'themed'? -_-;

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
See what you escaped by being alive now, instead of the 60s? :D

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