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(Fourth Division Irregulars) Fuzzy Allergy is a fluffy shinogi. When you activate it with the command "Come On Down!" it alphabetizes your CDs. |
(Fourth Division Irregulars) Flaming Apparatus Grater is a heavy spear. When you activate it with the command "Deal!" it drones on interminably about its last Dungeons and Dragons game. |
(Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Ay Macarena!" Anthropological Chicken Romanticizer, an awkward, shaky chain mace, has the spiky bit on the end fall off and roll under the couch. |
(Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Stay!" Heat-Resistant Halitosis, an ugly chain mace that smells suspiciously like a dead possum, violently noogies your opponent. |
(Fourth Division Irregulars) At the command "Do You Know Where Your Towel Is?" your zanpakuto, a delicious, unusual baton named Cactus, plays the opening theme from "Monty Python's Flying Circus". |