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*ahem*

The cat would like everyone to know that I am a MEEN MEEN person for not letting her eat my shoes or go outside.

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[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

Have the cat tell it to the Marines. They'll just yell back "Keep crying, you pussy."

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Heh. My cat says the same thing about me when there's less than four inches of food in her cat bowl. Since the bowl is only three-and-a-half inches deep, you can guess how much bitching I hear out of her.

[pzb.livejournal.com]

Mine is more the action type when it comes to protesting...like this morning, 5am sharp, he was on and off the headboard repeatedly (which, mind you, is not really attatched to anything, so it just slams into the wall everytime he mounts and dismounts), mostly aiming for my head or ribs when base jumping off. Little bastard never touches my husband unless he misses me by accident...

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

you wrote MEEN and my brain thought (no, seriously) MEchanical ENgineering. I need to graduate and get the hell out of this town, already.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that *you*, a mere two-legs, have a *better* use for your shoes? Such NERVE!