Ah, tornado weather, when there are no speed limits. Only time you'll ever get cops telling you to floor it.
We had about one impressively near one every three years or so when I was growing up in Ohio, and I still remember a picture that made the front page of the paper: skyscraper, tornado, skyscraper, tornado, and you could hardly tell them apart. They didn't touch, so they didn't do any significant damage.
Speaking of natural disasters, have you ever heard the algorithm on hurricane categories?
Category 1: your stuff should not be outside. Category 2: your cat should not be outside. Category 3: you should not be outside. Category 4: your car should not be outside. Category 5: your house should not be outside.
(I was told this one by a friend who had to evacuate from Houston during Rita and paused after 5 to say 'YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH MY LIFE?')
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We had about one impressively near one every three years or so when I was growing up in Ohio, and I still remember a picture that made the front page of the paper: skyscraper, tornado, skyscraper, tornado, and you could hardly tell them apart. They didn't touch, so they didn't do any significant damage.
Speaking of natural disasters, have you ever heard the algorithm on hurricane categories?
Category 1: your stuff should not be outside.
Category 2: your cat should not be outside.
Category 3: you should not be outside.
Category 4: your car should not be outside.
Category 5: your house should not be outside.
(I was told this one by a friend who had to evacuate from Houston during Rita and paused after 5 to say 'YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH MY LIFE?')