Cute: He's cute, he's manic, he drinks too much coffee, and all the high school girls like to get him to wear a sailor suit. Little do they know that he enjoys seducing American sailors, and is a favorite at every port in Japan. He's secretly a pickpocket but no one ever suspects him because he's just so damn cute. When his parents find out (about the pickpocketing, not the sailor fetish) they decide to straighten him out. As a result, the story winds up in a military academy and features a paddle.