Spammage

[telophase]

I had a spammail today whose subject line was full of promise.

Man in hot pants struts in boots, cheers city

Unfortunately it was a slightly incoherent message importuning me to buy someone's stock before December 11th.

Comments

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

It probably says something about me, that I immediately thought of that sketch of Hazel wearing shorts and cowboy boots...

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Heee.

I didn't think of that, but of tammylee's art. XD

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

So not only was it spam, it was misleading and disappointing spam that's late. That stinks. :P

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Or, perhaps, unseasonably early. It didn't mention a year, after all.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

There is that. Still - no guys in hot pants!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

False advertising!

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Isn't that illegal?

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the city I live in, but a man in hot pants'd cheer me up anyday. Of course, it'd have to be one that can (WARNING: BAD PUN FULL STEAM AHEAD) pull the outfit off.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[em-h.livejournal.com]

I got that one too!

So promising, and such a let-down. Still, the same is doubtless true of many men in hotpants.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a newspaper byline talking about a Rolling Stones show.